Hip ! This bigger boot saved our lives. Yes! You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab . It's right over there. On the page , it has a picture of the Krusty Krab ❓ 2 with rainbows and hearts ❤ around it.] Mr ‍♂️. Floyd: You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line! But how? [Grabs Plan Z] Plan "Z"! Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? HoneyScript-SemiBold.ttf. SpongeBob, be careful. The key! SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. Patrick, look! Yes! Hooray for SpongeBob! I want you to do me a favor, Phil. SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. - A goofball? Woooo! I'm gonna head home, Pat. Poor kid. You know, the alphabet. Hello ? - You got a name? I think I stepped in something. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. Plan Z! ... hazardous... Monster-infested. But one bubble drifts out the door and into the pub. [lights his trident], Mr. Krabs: No! A couple of kids in way over their heads. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. [Patrick pops up], SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Patrick!! - That, sir, is five Goober dollars. You understand-ager? I'm getting out of here! He stops ✋ in front of a giant castle ]. I only coughed, I swear. That's right, folks. Kids rule! Karen? - Yeah, wow. Patrick: [Downcast and realizing SpongeBob's point] Sorry. First, we see the front, then his license plate, which reads 'I Kill U', and then his boot, which reads 'Your Head Here']. Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] Come on, pal. So mysterious, so beautiful. Oh, grow up. [The crowd applauds]. His chops are too righteous. I got you, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. SpongeBob? I got it. Goodbye. I'm ready . Let's hear about that family. [Then realizes something] Wait, you said 8:00. Hehehehe ... [Neptune ‍♂️ is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne . Until today , that is. Hey there, old buddy. Your life is in our hands. Hey. SpongeBob? All right! SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! [Movie starts with the 2004 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos] [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents", "A Nickelodeon Movies Production" and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"] [Seagulls flying across they sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. How you doing? [Guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously]. Thanks, Mindy. Floyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? You didn't get the job! Other Pirate ‍☠️: Captain ‍✈️, dinghy off the... [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain ‍✈️ walks on deck ], Captain ‍✈️: Dinghy. - Are you sure? No? Look , what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid . - But, daughter, I... - Please, Father? And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. Mr. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job. Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. The bird's right. Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I can do it! Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. " Mr . SpongeBob: Who's it gonna be, Gary? My precious helmets! Then, SpongeBob lays on his side and balances one on his foot. He then kicks the door open , Phil in his arms . I'm ready. I got it! Leave a message. Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it! And it’s finally going to come true ! - Oh, boy. All [But SpongeBob ]: [Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up ☝ on their shoulders .] Hooray! I know. - Covers your bald spot. - I'm really scared here, man. [A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words], [We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. [The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom], Squidward: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪, Squidward and SpongeBob: [In unison] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪, Squidward: Huh? I wanna go home. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. There you go. No, no, don't trouble yourself. And it's finally gonna come true. You're gonna exterminate us? I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. Stalling? - Patrick, shush. I'll give him a chance. Go ahead , Mr . Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... [voice breaking] I'm sorry.... he confided in me a secret wish.... "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said... "Don't let the flame die out." [The kids cheer], Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Yay! Far from it, my friend. King Neptune: Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage. The crowd is still gathered there, seated], Mr. Krabs: Welcome. That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown! I have to tell you something, Squidward. No, Pat, you don't understand. Yeah! Two more, please. SpongeBob? Promotion. Hey! Krabs : OK ! Tiny fingerprints. [Patrick appears flying on a banner naked with a "Go SpongeBob" flag in his butt]. [She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot]. We failed. We did it, Pat! Okay, see you. Glue? Oh, yeah. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [she imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Social and cultural phenomena specific to the Internet include Internet memes, such as popular themes, catchphrases, images, viral videos, and jokes.When such fads and sensations occur online, they tend to grow rapidly and become more widespread because the instant communication facilitates word of mouth transmission.. Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. Money. This is what a real mustache looks like. [SpongeBob dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! I'm not in a Goober mood. SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? [Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. What is happening ? Mindy, how dare you defy me. Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. Not in something, on someone, you twit. Patrick : Good luck , SpongeBob ! I told you to stay in the carriage. Who am I? SpongeBob: Wait! SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Name's Dennis. You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Hold on. Plankton: [We see him leaving the castle with the crown] I got it! First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. - Thanks. I'm ready. - Where is he, anyway? - Yes. [A banner falls with Squidward's face on it. Krabs whispers into his ear .] Who? What's going on? - Patrick! Guys? Would you like to order something? I'm ready, promotion... Plankton: [While being stepped on by SpongeBob] Ow! Hip! You see me walking back...? Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? Bald. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager." Patrick: That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2! Waiter, let's get another round over here. Plankton: No, I am not on my way over [mocks SpongeBob] to the grand-opening ceremony. Care for one? Hi, Mr. Krabs. Manager! Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah All right. Well, I had to go to the bathroom. The Patty Wagon. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Sorry about this calendar ✔. So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. And between you and me... ...my hair is thinning a bit. Okay, Neptune, time to kill. Once it appears, the scene cuts to black and then fades to the ocean water] [The camera swiftly goes over it, including the Nickelodeon Movies logo popping out of the water, then going back in. Female Fish : [off-screen] Look , there he is! Say cheese. - Okay. Neptune ‍♂️: Well , then I guess I can't execute ✨ you . All hail Plank...! Do you know what that means? He finishes as SpongeBob comes in]. Then it opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts ] Congratulations , buddy . Now, let's get started. It's not fair. And I'm also a goofball. SpongeBob SquarePants. Are they laughing at us? I didn't get the promotion. [The pirates ⚓ cheer and they sail ⛵ to the movie theater , singing the SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕ Theme Song ], Pirates ‍☠️: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ? Crown Polisher : Bless ✨ you , Princess Mindy. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Read, review and discuss the entire Spongebob Help Wanted Script movie script by Remy Patato on Scripts.com Look! So who blew it? SpongeBob: [Stops running] Eww, I think I stepped in something. Road. The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied... - In bar... - Bar... Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. - Bubble party! Where is it? Pirates ⛵❌: [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow ! Squire, clear the room. I better go wash it off. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " - No, no, stop! Shell City. Ah, the artist at sea. Where'd everybody go? Blue Fish with purple stripes: How am I doing? On the other side of this... ...deep, dark... ...dangerous... - Hazardous. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. - Oh, thanks, Patrick. Shell City is a gift shop? [Floyd and Lloyd continue to laugh as they advance towards the Patty Wagon. Krabs . Mr. Krabs: Heh, heh.... whew! Depression. A Knucklehead McSpazatron. I'm ready. Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. No, Pat, you don't understand. Promotion. Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. [Mr. Krabs whispers a third time] And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Which is now in Shell City. “Copypasta” is slang for something you can copy and paste to respond to people in various situations, although why you’d want to respond as a fake, grandiose Navy Seal we don’t know. Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments. Posted by 5 days ago. So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. I got it! Yes. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab . Welcome. - All right. Hip! But it's my job, Your Highness. [SpongeBob runs around Patrick and flaps his arms like chicken wings as Patrick continues to honk the aerosol can. - What's going on here? SpongeBob ⬛⬜ SquarePants ❗❕. [Fires at Mr. Krabs, boosting him up, and causing him to ricochet off of the walls. - We must be close by now. I like money . Say cheese. But we're just... - Hey. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? "Don't let the flame die out. " Wait. "R.I.P." SpongeBob: ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen], Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Order up ⬆. Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. Ding-a-ling. - Daddy, haven't you forgotten something? We made it. I know what I'm doing. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles ✨.] And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Well, I am -percent man! Come on, Phil, stay with me. [gasps] Mr. I believe that everybody I know is a goner! Neptune: I am the king. You're free to go. As a redditor, that whole concept confuses me. That's what I'm talking about. I got a little surprise for you. I got it! For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures. Stupid kid. One day, you will wear this crown. SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. Back up. You mean we're not gonna Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs? Today. Until today, that is. - Please, settle down. I better go wash it off. Patrick, check it out. All right, that's the last straw. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. I got a little surprise for you! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. - Bald! Artificially colored rocks? I'm disappointed it doesn't have the ocean man song, Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand, Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip, Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman, Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man. You said it yourself, this is man's country. Why do you have to be so mean? What are you looking at!?! - No. Or should I say Planktopolis. - Yes. - He did it. Twelve. We'll see about that. The inside is a disaster. Curses! Krabs : No , wait , that's ✔ not right ✔. Now, everybody line up. Well, then. Yup, I guess you're right. Come on, guys. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Plankton : Yeah , A to Y. ], [Movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos ❗], [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents ⬇," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production ," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures "], [Seagulls flying ✈ across ➡ the sky ☁ while the screen pans ✨ and the open credits start . Yeah! You got a family ‍‍‍, Phil ? [leans towards Squidward and shushes him]. So... uhh ... wet . What the...? I'm ready. Prepare to burn, Krabs. Krabs : Closer , but no , no , no ⚠. Because we're invincible! I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime. I'm ready. Yeah! Ah , the sea . SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... ...from A to Y. SpongeBob: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪ Squidward: [interrupts him, and covers himself] SpongeBob! Avengers: Endgame PLOT Story beats - Avengers: Endgame script. What do you mean, the only ones left? Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off ]. All hail Plankton. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. Okay, Neptune... - And no amount of mermaid magic... ...or managerial promotion... ...or some other third thing... ...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: - A kid. Promotion. Mr ‍♂️. That's right! I'm ready. Plankton: Step right up. Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Why? That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. - Feast your eyes, Patrick. Now we're talking !! I ain't a crook! - A little help here! I have had enough of this nonsense! I'm ready. - What is happening? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants film, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run, which aired on March 4, 2021. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. - Seven. Oh, yeah. [Dances around then he ‍ shakes Squidward's ❤ hand ] Oh , better luck next time , buddy . I'm... What the scallop?! Unidentified object off the hindquarters. [He runs over to his calendar ⏳.] Prisoner : But it's my job , Your Highness ⬆. Here it is, just like you said. - Patrick and I... - Hi. King Neptune: Very well, then. Promotion. Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. - We're going home. Mindy. What is this? Clear the room. Mr. Squidward, front and center, please. Yeah! You just gotta believe in yourself. - A goofball? - Right. Welcome , everyone , to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2 ✌! Today! Krabs , because by tomorrow , I'll have the formula . Now, where were we? - Thanks. [Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal]. And why? [Turns around to leave, but bumps into the Krusty Krab sign pole] Ow! I'm ready. Squire, will you hurry. Hooray for SpongeBob! the world we live in. You're doing it right now. SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... [burps] ...many years and always thought he was a great boss! I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. He moves upwards ⬆ to get a better look at something with his telescope . Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me! The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Cast . - Captain, dinghy off the... - Dinghy. - It was him. Pirate ☠ on the Dinghy: [with a trunk ] I got it! What are you gonna do to us? [The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded ‍♂️‍♀️ by cops ‼.]. Bec... Well... - Patrick. [screams] SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE ROYAL CROWN! With the helmets and the big monuments... Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? - What do you want? Hold on. All hail Plankton. Neptune: [To the customers] Greeting, subjects. The obvious choice for the job. [Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock]. I'm ready. Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear? Three cheers for the manager! Okay. Greeting, subjects. We're going to the place where all the action is. SpongeBob: [Opens the briefcase.] Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. SpongeBob snaps out of his drunken phase.]. - Stalling. We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time. Hey, mister. I'm ready. - Daddy. I'm ready. Squidward: Who turned on the AC? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Wait a minute. Now we're talking!! - Z? Sponge-Bob Square-Pants ❗❕. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up]. I never agreed. I said, let go, please. ], Floyd: What'll it be, fellas? SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. [Rock closes , with Patrick on it. Stupid kid. SpongeBob : [Thinking ] (He's right ✔.). Hip! [Goes outside ] So enjoy today , Mr . We've got a situation in there I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah...♪, Goofy Goober and Kids: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪ [Cheering], [We then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar]. - Now, get back against the wall. Answering Machine: Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Ooooh! - That's why he must die. Here's the way down. Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager. Welcome. What are you doing in here? Depression . [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song], Pirates: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Phil: I got a wife... and two beautiful children... SpongeBob: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] [Floyd and Lloyd slap their knees and crack up, rocking in their chairs.]. Pirate ⚓ Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. They rush into the theater room , where the movie starts ]. SpongeBob : There's no shower at work . ..."Waiter!" - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license. Patrick: [Becomes enthusiastic] Ooh! - Hooray! - Are we there yet? They see the Boat jacker playing pool with the key hooked onto his belt.]. Help us! Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs. - Going on. [clears throat ] The royal ✨ court is now in session . Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Squidward: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work? - Waiter! I must enforce the laws of the sea. May he present himself to me at once. This Plan "Z " can't possibly fail ! SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm the manager of this establishment. Promotion. - Are men afraid of anything? We're gonna be men! What's happening? I now realize that he's a great big jerk! On April 10th, 2009, a sudden, noticeable influx of the copypasta on YouTube led to more than a dozen of queries about the stick-figure character on Yahoo Answers.Like with most chain e-mails or spam comments, Bob was instantly met by hostile responses from the rest of YouTube community, leading to frequent clashes between those who endorse Bob and those who flag the … I got it. Squire: That would be nice. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants ❗❕. [grabs Mr. Krabs] But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a... kid. I'm sorry. Hello. Guys? - I'm not... ...mature? The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly] No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. Waiter: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts? I like money. - What do you want? Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? So mysterious , so beautiful . Patrick: [Jolts up. - I'm David Hasselhoff. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. Dinghy off the port bow ! I got it! [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Did I miss something? What's this? I think I know what it is. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline . - Patrick! Signed, Eugene Krabs. " Stubby, tiny fingerprints. Come on, kid, give it up. Time to sing. Ow! There it is, Pat. In the script, SpongeBob goes to seaworld with his friend, Andy, only to get a call from his agent, Matthew Belmont. He's making a humorous diorama of... ...Alexander Clam Bell? - All right, we get the point. Ow! Daddy, yes. Let's find out. Need a hint? [He pumps more. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick], SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪. What? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Out of my way, fools. Until today, that is. 50% spongbob movie script. I want you to do me a favor, Phil. You know , the alphabet . Mustard... er ketchup?! Promotion. You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. Road. Mr. Krabs is gonna be... Mr. Krabs. Time to sing. Can I have everybody's attention? [Looks at smeared Plankton and pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? I don't know where we are. But why? Let's hear it for SpongeBob! You! [notices he doesn't have his trunks on ] Oops . I would die happy if I just had one friend. What? That's easy. Like your father. Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. - It was him. Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see... Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right. - Did you see that? Promotion . Discover from the hottest Among Us ASCII Art to the absolute classic Navy Seals copypastas! Abridged Scripts are short(-ish) screenplays for films that just cover the highlights. No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. Man, that was a close call. That's what it's all about. Neptune's crown. You folks have to leave. Goodbye. SpongeBob and Patrick: Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!! SpongeBob: [Notices his watch] I'd better get going! Who said anything about floating? - Shell City, here we come! I have to use the bathroom. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob: I know. There's the road. King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime? Where is it? Nine, eight... Eugene Krabs, the time has come... - No. Here is a war thunder copypasta i found in r/war thunder. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Think, Mindy, think. - Now, Patrick. Please, I'm beggin' ya...! Hip ! Good. - Yes. Well, good luck with that. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV], Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? Krabs : Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager ‍. Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? - Bigger boot! - No, no freaking way I'm a kid, you say When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" And then I say thanks - Thanks! I'm ready , promotion ... Plankton : [While being stepped on by SpongeBob ] Ow ! Krabs!? I'm the royal crown polisher. SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeabl... [King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines] Bald! Say "cheese ." I got it! SpongeBob, what happened? - Are you sure? What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Krabs ♋: SpongeBob , you're a great fry cook , but I gave the job to Squidward ❤ because being manager ‍ is a big responsibility . Squidward ❤: [interrupts him , and covers himself ] SpongeBob ! [he chuckles to himself] Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [SpongeBob and Patrick obey and the boat jacker drives off in the Patty Wagon], [SpongeBob and Patrick slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd, who don't seem to care. What are you doing in here? Okay. Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back? Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Everything's gonna be just fine . SpongeBob: I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over. [Neptune hits him on the head with his trident]. I got it. Guess what I got. - Yeah! Good luck, SpongeBob. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Please, I didn't do it. All hail Plankton ! [The crowd applauds again], SpongeBob: [applauding wildly] Yay! Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. Yeah, A to Y. Sorry about this, calendar. Good luck, SpongeBob. Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. For your information, we are not kids. Hey, you guys! - Hey! I believe in you guys. Wait a second, everybody. I'm ready . Free? On August 3rd, 2016, the one-year anniversary of the search for the film, Ongoing Mysteries was able to access the first five pages of the script and an audio log from the creator. It's in the morning. [King Neptune gets even more furious as Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully tries to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment] Which is now in Shell City. Promotion. It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab .] Promotion. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing], [A fish is kicked through one of the Thug Tug windows and lands next to SpongeBob and Patrick, with many broken bones. YEAH ✅!!! 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